The Abuse of Teachers' Cars

Jon Bratton writes
I've heard and read about the abuse of teachers' cars but know no details. Here are three scenarios

1) A  teacher's car was manhandled so as to be 'parked' sideways on in the arch

2) A  teacher's car was inversed..it was 'parked' on its roof

3) A  teacher's car was 'parked' on the school field"

If these happened, can anyone supply details. Who's car? How was it done?

Per Jim Farquar, Frankie Lamb's car was pushed from its parking space, down the ramp between Physics and the Tech Block, and rammed into the wall of the domestic science room. May be 53-54-55???

That one sounds plausible but I can't help but think there's an element of urban myth among some of the stories